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The proposal

Watched 'The Proposal' with the Starhubbers on Wed.

The show was unexpectedly awesome and was times better than the trailer.

And you really can't decide who to be jealous of...

Ryan Reynolds?

Or Scarlet Johansson?

I swear they are one the hottest couples alive!

And Sandra Bullock looks incredibly gorgeous for a 45 years old!

Total monster! Zero wrinkles. Totally lean.
How jealous..

On Sat, i went shopping LAO FENG after meeting the guys after soccer..

We were at Bebe and were amazed by how messy the Wistma outlet was.
There were dresses EVERYWHERE!

And since the salesgirls weren't too friendly, i decided to ka jiao them..
So i sat at the dressing room and told them to bring me some of their toga dresses since i needed one for some imaginary event..

And i guess they eventually won.

Cuz they got me THE UGLIEST dresses i've ever seen!!!!

Fengyi couldn't help laughing while i was trying them..

WORST, they got me all the size S! (means i had a hard time zipping the dresses, hur hur hur!!)

Here are some of them:

Outfit one: THE FLINTSTONES!

Seriously, it looked like my mother's toilet rag shredded into strips.. Damn artistic!

Outfit two: The overweight dancer.

TMD! Fengyi say she will worship me if i wore this to work!

Third outfit: The fat stripper!

I wanted to cry when i tried this. I coulds see fats bulging out from the side holes!
Wicked piece of outfit!

After that, we went to Warehouse.. And guess what! We saw familiar outfits which this woman in our office always wore..

Ok, you know that fair lady who walks like a penguin, wear bright yellow dresses and neon green heels and looks like a freaking scary stepmother?!
Yes, you're right. I am referring to that one..

Gosh, now we know where she get her dresses...

But nonetheless, i still love Warehouse's dresses most!

Totally love the dresses we tried..

Anyway i promise myself i will stop eating fattening food from next week onwards!

You have no idea how much cheesecake i ate last week!
Eat somemore and i will look like the one who baked the cheesecake!

Oh! And i can't wait for TUESDAYS and THURSDAYS (a.k.a YTF days)!

I found this new YTF stall and it's super CHEAP!

Yong Tau Foo like this for only $2!!!!
Oh my tian, what more can i ask for?!

And i forgot i need to buy these sticky sweets for Lao feng!
I totally finished off her two packets of sweets when she put them at my desk last wk!

Apparently, you can have your own designs on these sweets.

And i am so going to make a packet of "AMY IS SKINNY" sweets and force everyone in the office to eat them!

Meanwhile, i went for tuition today...

Bryan ( the primary 6 fat boy) is seriously a pain in the ass!
I bought him oneh oneh...

And he took such a humongous plate for such a tiny oneh oneh!

WORST, he put it back into the cupboard WITHOUT WASHING after using it.
Faints!! I pity his Maria at home!

On the other hand, i totally hearts Fausty! She's super sweet lah... Awwww..
Haha, so random..

Wah, so sians.. Tmr need to work again.,. ));

Anyway, i found a new bitching partner!
Fantastic artist!
No sweets for guessing correctly who we were talking abt..

Oh, ok.. My blog entry is abit disorganized..

Anyway, Lao feng and I were at ION ORCHARD and we saw this artpiece.
And i stupidly commented that this artpiece was nonsense..

To me, i only saw blue, orange and blue at first.
Afterwhich, i realised there was actually a woman at the orange part of the drawing...
Cool right!

Can you see? Can you see? Can you see?

Oh and lastly, i spotted this sticker at Fausty's house.

Well said! Haha!