My tuition kid is damn funny!

He's primary six but he cracks jokes that made me laugh for more than a minute..


During tuition,

I was randomly looking at his parents' wedding photo (at least 13 years ago, duh!).
Then i commented, " Bryan! Your mother last time very slim and pretty hor? (She's 102kg now while she used to look 45kg.)"
Guess what the boy said!

Bryan: " Huh! That one my mother meh.. I don't even dare to look... Cuz i cannot even recognise.."

Hahaha, he's damn bad. wahahahaha!

Then during lesson, i was seriously explaining to him what chemotherapy was, and suddenly he asked, " So it's massage lah! Got free food anot huh?"


^&@*&%%$@%@#$#(&)&^&$^@!!!!!!!!!

This boy only thinks of food. AT ALL TIMES.
He's 65kg, no joke...
And when i asked him to eat less, he shot me back, " No what, last time u ate tidbits, you say 'eat first, talk later... U teach one leh..."

Good one. Nothing to say le lor! -.-

And i seriously look like ghost here.
LOL!



This is what happens when ur friend doesnt have a phoneline in her room yet, and you can't call her cuz u don't have free outgoing..