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Monday, November 17, 2008, 7:09 AM
the doctor's conversation

Mummy was being plain mean by not bringing me to the doctor.

She wld rather watch her fucking dramas then to accompany me.

So i had no choice but to visit the nearest clinic (at bp plaza) instead of the one i usually visit. (in case i faint on my way there)

I hate this doctor cuz he speaks Spanish all the time, if not then he will be very sarcastic.

So conversation went like this:

Doc: Hi amy, what is it this time?

Amy: I think im suffering from high fever, running nose, throat infection.... blah blah blah

Doc: (Checked here there everywhere) Hmm, this is bad. I think you are suffering from P________ (some long doctor's spanish)

Amy: uh huh.. english pls?

Doc: That means you have been sick for a very long time. And only now u come and visit me.
Any sooner, the phlegm will enter the chest and u can prepare your way to the hospital.

Amy: Thanks ah. I have been only sick ytd night thou. How long will it take for me to recover then btw?

Doc: hah, at least one week.

Amy: But...ttt. Thurs is my birthday. and i have school on monday....

Doc: You can forget about leaving your bed these two days.
Your fever is gonna be yo-yo-ing. I can't give u anything to suppress ur fever since ur allegic to panadol.

Amy: How abt issuing me Pontalon (substitue for panadol)?

Doc: No, you have gastric problems in ur medical history.

Amy: Butt..ttt...ttt my fever is 38.7 degrees and you are not gonna do anything abt it.

Doc: Ya. Once you reach 39.0 degrees, pls go to the hospital instead.

Amy: (WTF! Den i visit u for wad..) How abt u pass me the gastric medicine tgt with Pontalon.

Doc: Alright, but promise me you will chew it before swallowing. Previously, you obviously did not chew it before swallowing, that's why it did not have any effect on u!

Amy: (Damn, this doctor knows his work very well. I never chew my medicine he also know...)

Doc: Forget abt ur kuey tiao soup or anything other solid food. Drink barley and porridge soup for survival these two days.

Amy: Will i recover by Thursday?

Doctor: That's if you dont leave your bed these three days.
If you do, and the condition worsen, you can ask all your friends to celebrate ur bday in your hospital ward.


You know wad, i wanna SLAP him ar! From beginning till the end, only know how to curse me.

And i was only sick yesterday night. He made it sound like some critical illness which i have been suffering from, for the past three years!

And omg, i cannot believe that im chewing my pills before swallowing them.
It's NOT chewy, f.y.i!
It's just the hard bitter pills. Chew until chalky chalky den swallow with water.
DAMN SICK LARRRRRHHHH!!!

And i almost cough out all my internal organs alr. The doc apparently gave me a cough syrup that made me cough more instead of suppressing the cough.

I swear god is playing on me. Every year, i am healthy and chubby on my bday, but there's hardly any celebrations.
This year, i have losta celebrations, then i fall sick right before my bday.
Thanks ah.

And also, when i used to fake all kinds of illness during JC times to get MC, i just don't get so many days MC.
NOW, i have FOUR DAYS MC!
But it's pretty pointless. Cuz attendance is not taken in school! =.=

Alright, im so gg back to slp now, cuz the medicine is starting to make me drowsy.

I swear the amt of slp i had these few days is almost equivalent to the amt i had weekly in the past.